Nathan

Someone who is clueless in math, physics, chemistry and biology but literally dominates in history, geography, philosophy, economics and politics. It is always a plus to have a Nathan on your side. To keep a Nathan happy, all you need to do is feed him tacos. If you need weird but great innovations, offer your Nathan a blunt. And if you want to transform him into a clown, put vodka in his coffee.

Did you see that High Nathan Idea? It could change the world!
Oh not again! Nathan thinks he's in a circus, take away his vodka!

by bringbackbob May 28, 2020

sloppy Nathan

When you catch your gf cheating and sneak up and anally penetrate the dude she’s cheating with

Caught Jessica cheating and snuck up and sloppy Nathaned that asshole she was fucking.

by TimmyKelso December 7, 2022

nathan

big dick, charming smile, rather get lethal injected than fight.

aye yo, Nathan's dick so huge I heard it wiped out a tsunami

by number5000 February 19, 2021

Nathan

Type of dude to dick down your dad and won’t care if you watch or not

Me: I’m throwing a family and friends BBQ, wanna come?
You: As long as I get to Nathan somebody’s dad
Me: wtf

by Shomesh June 10, 2018

Nathan

A term used to describe someone or something that is so unbelievably gay and cringe, that you have no words to describe it.

Person 1: "Look at that parade, are they holding rainbow flags?"
Person 2: "Oh my god, NATHAN!!"
Person 1: "I know, right?! Never seen something so Nathan in my entire life!"
Person 2: "Suicide pact?"
Person 1: "Suicide pact."

by MadLadAnakie March 2, 2022

Nathan

a smooth brain motherfucker that loves chicken nuggets

somebody:hey what happend to nathan
me: idk probs died cuz of his dumb ass

by VsimNATE November 29, 2020

Nathan syndrome

A contagious syndrome whereby an individual understands and has revised all the content in class but pretends to be perpetually confused to conform to the status quo.

For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.

Stop lying. I know you have revised, you clearly have Nathan syndrome!

by anonymous April 18, 2022