Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

Perfum shop

When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else

Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there

by Le on December 13, 2019

shop talk

When bored guys rag on each other at work, with no actual harm intended.

shop talk example:

Person 1: "Need a hand carrying that box?"
Box Carrier: "Nah, I got it"
Person 2 (Usually shouted from a neighboring room): "He could use the exercise anyway"

by MacElster September 15, 2022

Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

The candy shop 2.0

The undisputed all time best group on telegram, quality products at the best value, competitions every Wednesday at 7pm, wide range of quality strains edibles and all things 420.
Best atmosphere and best group of people on telegram hands down.

I went to the candy shop 2.0 and was left completely astonished by the variety of quality products, and Completely fucked out of my mind on the stuff. Willy wonka is a genius

by Immortalteknique April 13, 2022

Cuchi Shop

A term used to describe a club that is known to have lots of hot women

(also often comes up in conversations when referencing Dick’s Sporting Goods)

“That last club we went to was slammed with hotties…a total cuchi shop!”

Billy: “Hey. I need a gift idea for you sister”

Susie: “How about a gift card to a sporting goods store”
Billy: “Good idea. Is she still into Dicks”
Susie: “you know Betty…she likes both…but lately she prefers the Cuchi Shop”

by UrbanCowboy007 September 15, 2022