fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016

Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

fake fans

commonly used for people who do not have any respect for their idol’s privacy and would go any lengths to prove their idol’s whereabouts and their own point right even if it means leaking their idol’s address even when you know they have faced something traumatic a few months back.

Harry Styles fan leaked his address in La, they are fake fans.

by goldensunflower April 16, 2020

Fake Jaxi

A fake taxi service. Driven by a male named jack, takes other forms of payment like birds eye view tumpin on your rumpin.

Weeeey, its the fake jaxi, suck him off ethan!

by 652N August 3, 2021

Fake Persona

Someone who throws a fake personality in front of other people just to hide the truth from them

Dang Betty really has a fake persona around us that’s weird

by Unknown P.O March 18, 2023

Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

fake jayson

Mango seller who can't spell his name

Fake Jayson got no mango

by Fake jAy November 30, 2019