When a girl wakes up to numerous cocks blowing their boy batter all over her face giving her her morning protein shake
by RabbidWolf1 December 31, 2023
Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013
A so called breakfast-moment is something very rare, that may or may not happen between two individuals.
Its often referred to moments in wich time doesnt pass with usual speed. There is an Illusion of Slow-Motion.
Its often referred to moments in wich time doesnt pass with usual speed. There is an Illusion of Slow-Motion.
Person E: Dude me and Person T had a breakfast-moment yesterday.
Person B: Whats that?
Person E: If you ask that, it never happend to you. Sorry for that.
Person B: Whats that?
Person E: If you ask that, it never happend to you. Sorry for that.
by Ryan Fish. Depp June 25, 2018
by Battlebees June 02, 2017
Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
by Kentin August 20, 2018
Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.
She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.
Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.
Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
by benjibw July 01, 2023