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Epic Games Launcher

Legitimate digital garbage, half the time it's "downloading", it won't do anything for literally no reason, even if it is actually downloading something, it's doing it significantly slower than other launchers could, the entire thing relies on giving free (or heavily discounted) games, convincing (paying) devs to launch on it first, free fortnite skins and buying games studios for one SPECIFIC popular game and delisting it on steam so you are FORCED to use their launcher for it, on top of less features and much more lag than other launchers, it's like some messed up mix of those apple arcade exclusives and temu in a way.
I really wanted to start playing Fall Guys but of course it had to be locked behind the Epic Games Launcher.
by meepfella November 2, 2025
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Epic

I swear if you thought I was going to write "games" as the definition then get a life. Um, and I guess the definition can be: cooler than cool
Bob: Yo did you play that EPIC GAME?
Tom:Bruh
Bob:What?
by EHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE January 12, 2022
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Alex The Epic

A streamer on YouTube who makes music. Also known as Alex champagne. Works at Chili's. Makes music. Clearly a femboy.
by gleebusmcglorp November 3, 2025
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Epic Griner Moment

It is a moment when all shit goes to hell and Loftis looses his shit on ROBLOX trading.

Would rather trade and eat at the weirdest times and going to DQ or McDonalds.
When she asks to cuddle and he says nah theres a new limited out, Very Epic Griner Moment
by Big feller69 Emily is hot February 15, 2021
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Epicalism

Firstly, we need some definitions of how the word come to be.

Epic: Very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary.

Ism: A belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school

Epicalism is a word that means something is so epic that you believe it must be shared. Everything epic must be shared so it will be.

twitter.com/epicalism
Woah! Dude!! THAT WAS EPIC! I'm going to post that to Epicalism so that everyone online can share in the epicness!
by twitter.com/epicalism May 27, 2010
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The Epic Gamer

The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what
Guy1: Yo I was fighting Midir when my side bitch gave me The Epic Gamer
Guy2: Spicy
by Paper Lad November 1, 2019
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Epic Gamer Moment

A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.
Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”

Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”

Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”
by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024
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