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barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks
bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked
by princessvodka November 12, 2025
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California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
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nuffie at cricket

Your just shit at cricket and should give up
U r a nuffie at cricket just go play B's
by Barnt2018 September 23, 2016
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carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
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Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 3, 2019
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I Just Cracked My Nucks

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts
by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021
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