Shy Cock

Medical condition. The main, indeed only, diagnostic symptom of shy cock is an inability to urinate in the presence of others.

English TV presenter Konnie Huq is widely regarded as a vociferous campaigner for a better understanding of shy cock and its affects on those afflicted.

"I'll go for a slash when I get home... I've got a bit of a shy cock."

by RetardBoy December 18, 2008

Cock Soup

Whilst performing a successful Tea Bag, the throbbing tool is quickly thrust into the partner's mouth, creating a yummy between-meal treat

Cindy was pleased when Jimmy stuffed his dick into her mouth with his balls to finish her dinner of Cock Soup

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Cock scared

'Cock scared' is the phrase used for a when a female is too scared to touch cock in any way shape of form. E.g sexual intercourse, blow jobs and/or hand jobs

Damien: Hey dude, did Barbara suck off that new lad at school??

Ollie: Dude, HELL NO!! She is cock scared!!

by Ollie M November 16, 2005

smoke cock

To perform fellatio.

Bob had to come out of the closet after it was revealed that he liked to smoke cock.

by Nekkid McButtz July 7, 2006

cock sucker

An insult commonly used to describe someone you hate. Derived from derrogatory reference to oral sex.

John called his old friends cocksuckers just before they beat the crap out of him.

by dp9 October 11, 2003

elephant cock

a huge penis

i have an elephant cock

by pro-nun-seee-a-shun September 8, 2003

black cock

poo, shit, crap, feces, excrement

Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: To look for black cock!

by Barack_Obama April 17, 2008