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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Releasemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 343: The Nicotine, tobbacco, perianal abscess auditor: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
mugGet the The Nicotine, tobbacco, perianal abscess auditor: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

first beach

The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.
Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.
by fucklasalle April 24, 2021
mugGet the first beachmug.

First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
mugGet the First Maidmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dennis "Cammie" Elohin; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
mugGet the Dennis "Cammie" Elohin; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug.

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