A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025

Austin is the most loving, incredible, caring, and the most amazing person you will ever met in your entire life. He's the type of guy you think you can't fall any more in love with, yet you do, everyday. He's a one in a million type of person. Once you have the pleaser of having an Austin in your life, never let them go. He makes it impossible to not fall in love with him. if you have him as a friend, or boyfriend, hold on tight. He is the loyalist person you could have in you life. He jumps through any hoops for the ones he loves, even if he doesn't love you, even if he hates you, he will still show compassion to you, which is the sign of a fantastic person. Love him well, or someone else will. i love you babe.
by manbat_06 June 25, 2023

Bernie from Shark Tale
by KING MCMORRAN IV October 5, 2022

Bro: Yo, did you see that Austin posted another shirtless pic on Instagram?
Other bro: yeah, dudes a fuckboy
Other bro: yeah, dudes a fuckboy
by MikeHawk42069 December 12, 2018

by Claudia foster May 10, 2022

He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right. He genuinely cares about everyone. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. He is tall and has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and light brown hair. The best guitar player and very good at baseball. Known to have a very big dick and good in bed.
by boombopbamcrack April 16, 2019
