1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.
That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.
by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009
Get the Riper Assholemug. The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.
Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.
No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.
Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.
No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.
No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.
Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.
No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.
by Burd Justus October 10, 2017
Get the ripe assholemug. Asshole from Ware,typically acts,smells and looks like an asshole,wears stinky clothes,doesn't wash for days,never irons his shirt,wears a bright orange watch,and constantly mumbles.
by guntchaser November 28, 2010
Get the Ware Assholemug. by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
Get the Asshole Scrapermug. by sweetazz June 27, 2017
Get the rhetorical assholemug. A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
Get the Blooming Assholemug. The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
Get the Asshole Tourette’smug.