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Evan

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evan is short but mazing and they will one day rule the world
they love animeles with all there harts and cat stpell for the life of them but it realy smart
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short
1: there the best!
by 9uhinjk May 20, 2022
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evan

Evan: Hi I'm Evan
Girl: Ewww
by dr.leaky butthole April 23, 2022
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Evan

A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!
by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024
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corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot
Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him
by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025
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Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."
by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020
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evan healy

has an rtx 3070
wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy
by gtx haver January 15, 2022
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Evan

the little ho of the friend group who belongs to their girlfriend (fact)
by rach4realz December 12, 2018
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