Sam the turtle

A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs

I saw Sam the turtle last night on the beach

by SamTheDolphinTurleMan January 4, 2019

Tecky sam

A short hobbit man who shoves lego up his bum fancies ainsley harriot

I saw tecky sam the other day i shook his hand and lego fell out at the bottom of his trousers

by Big daddy reinhardt January 15, 2023

sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.

I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )

by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017

Sam Talley

A kid whom likes to have sexual intercourse with his cousin and looks like a child molester uncle.

Damn That Sam Talley Kid Over There Wants To Fuck My Dad.

by Irriated Monky October 21, 2019

Sam Higgs

A gentlemanly teen who acts like he is two generations behind on the world because he's so technologically inept despite having an engineer dad. The dummy thick clap of his asscheeks alerts the people around him as he approaches them. Acts with accordance to the law and with a polite and charming habit because he's a goody two shoes but in reality he's a sadistic edgy bitch who thinks acting depressed and being psychopathic is quirky and funny.

"You're such a Sam Higgs, you don't have an instagram account?!"
"Damn you got a Sam Higgs ass!"
"Stop acting like a Sam Higgs."

by wyrdling September 13, 2020

sam linton

The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).

Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.

by Larsisco21 December 14, 2016

sam rayner

Dog fucker

Oh look he's doing a sam rayner (fucking his dog)

by doctor cancer patient #2 April 2, 2014