National fuck a homie day

March 6 is national fuck a homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day,

National fuck a homie day is March 6 a day dedicated to fucking your homies

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

National Flash a Boob day

Girls must flash their boobs once to a lover or friend on March 9th

Dude she showed me her boobs on national flash a boob day

by TurnAroundIdiot March 8, 2024

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

by JazmanTestifyin May 21, 2024

National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude

“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one

by Vbndsdfg May 22, 2024

National Send a Nude Day

May 22nd is the official National Send a Nude Day! Send those nudes to us fine fellas.

I can’t wait to spoil my mans on National Send a Nude Day.

by JoJoButtPlug May 22, 2024

National Fuck a Ginger Day

June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.

Bro 1: wyd June 6

Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out

Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top

by AdultVirgin01 May 28, 2024