monochrome triangle

When a group of three generations in the same family decide to perform the eiffel tower.

Andy: Yo Jim, how was your monochrome triangle session with your dad yesterday.

Jim: Pretty good. Granddaddy was pumping it like it was back in 'Nam.

by Chromo Master June 6, 2024

Love Triangle

A love triangle is the definition of when three people have romantic feelings (or attraction) between one member of the triangle but none of them are usually reciprocated. In other words, person A likes person B, person B likes person C and person C likes person A.

"Hey, has Sarah been around? Paul wants to ask her out."

"Bad luck for him. Sarah was going to ask Dylan to a movie. She's crazy about him!"

"Dylan? Everyone knows he loves Paul...Man, I hate love triangles."

by Presentt_Tense November 23, 2024

Love Triangle

A love triangle is the definition of when three people have romantic feelings (or attraction) between one member of the triangle but none of them are usually reciprocated. In other words, person A likes person B, person B likes person C and person C likes person A.

"Hey, has Sarah been around? Paul wants to ask her out."

"Bad luck for him. Sarah was going to ask Dylan to a movie. She's crazy about him!"

"Dylan? Everyone knows he loves Paul...Man, I hate love triangles."

by Presentt_Tense November 23, 2024

kringle tingle

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.

Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”

No known treatment options are available

“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”

by mm262a1 February 5, 2025

wanna triangle

A threesome consisting of two people one dog and one snake

Hey Julia! Wanna triangle tonight?

by vecokertriangler February 6, 2025

Venezuelan Triangle

This is where you get a fat bag of "snow" and make a triangle line between a girl's tits and clit. You start at the clit and end at the clit. There is also an alternate version that is designed for level 12+ practitioners only where you do it with the female laying on their stomach and make the triangle between the buttocks and gooch area. The tricky part of the "Maduro" Venezuelan Triangle is the triangle will go right over her booty hole which is preloaded with a straw filled with coke that you can then blow into her booty hole. Once done with this side quest to pretend like you care about her "needs" then you continue the triangle until completed.

"Last night I got that ratchet ass strippy from Scarlet's to let give her the Maduro Venezuelan Triangle! She totally thought I cared about her and asked to be my wife!"

by Abrooke8787 January 23, 2026

bermuda triangled

when someone made something into a big deal but then you do the thing and it's not a big deal

she bermuda triangled him into picking an outfit two months before his niece's baptism

by wet_poodle_owner March 7, 2026