Dick Diva

1.A woman that claims that the bigger the dick is the better the sex will be.

2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.

3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.

And usually, if men are not as endowed as some of the dick divas think they should be, then they make up for it in other ways.

by ShoNASTY June 22, 2011

guglielmo's dick

Too big for the word count

Did you see Guglielmo's dick....it was at least 10 inches!

by I gave him a succ February 20, 2017

dwarf dick

A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.

Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up?
Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt

by Dwarfdickinc January 28, 2015

dick and dash

A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.

Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

Dick rider

A person who is obsessed about someone, but, the feeling isn't mutual.

That kid is a dick rider, he beat me once for $5 when I'm up hundreds on him.

by zSplits December 5, 2018

lobster dick

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.

"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"

by billbow24 October 15, 2007

Spotted Dick

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)

Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!

by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019