by zhewrong February 12, 2021
1.A woman that claims that the bigger the dick is the better the sex will be.
2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.
3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.
2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.
3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.
And usually, if men are not as endowed as some of the dick divas think they should be, then they make up for it in other ways.
by ShoNASTY June 22, 2011
by Dwarfdickinc January 29, 2015
A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.
Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017
by zSplits December 05, 2018
1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
by billbow24 October 01, 2007
A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)
Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019