Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.
by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

Daveed is a guy that is handsome and a nice guy is extremely athletic and is especially good at basketball he’s swishing every shot and all the girls want him to be their boyfriend.
1.wow Daveed is so hot and cute I wish he was my boyfriend.
2.god I wish I was Daveed he’s scoring every shot.
2.god I wish I was Daveed he’s scoring every shot.
by Mr. goat November 22, 2021

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.
Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.
by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

by Frank Spalzich November 30, 2021
