Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 23, 2021

painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.

I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”

by tcnt20 December 15, 2019

Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self

Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.

by Dudely January 23, 2022

Train paint

When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.

My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.

by O8er December 18, 2020

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back

I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight

by Paint your back like Piccaso March 13, 2024

Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.

Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.

by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024

Painting the tiger

When a woman is in her period and has sex with a man, she is “painting the tiger”.

Tonight Jo will be painting the tiger.

by Caledonian1976 July 13, 2024