What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
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Phil: Hey dude can i borrow your phone for a sec?
Jim: Yeah bro go for it.
Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)
Jim: Yeah bro go for it.
Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)
by Jim Richalds. October 6, 2009
