Texas Gold is when a woman lays on her back, arching forward, legs high, the man dips his penis into her vagina.
by Ickymclicky March 19, 2012
Get the Texas Goldmug. A sex move.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.
My dad gave my mom a texas slapper, three months later they got a devorce.
This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.
This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.
by Aelmeox August 15, 2006
Get the texas slappermug. by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
Get the Texas Tornadomug. A sexual act that can be done by a threesome . A person would lay on their back, giving oral sex to a person kneeling over their heads. That person would be making out with another person also kneeling above the first persons genital region, having sex with the first person, thus making a triangle. The name for it originated from Texas, because of the crazy shit that the Texans do.
by Lovin'dapussah August 7, 2010
Get the Texas Trianglemug. a female; causes unintentional double takes; likely big hair but maybe not; likely blond but not always; not striking without make-up; doesn't wow in sweats and a ball cap; not the one you want to marry for she only fancies up like candy to impress those that don't know her; she enjoys catching herself in the mirror or when a guy curbs his truck while looking at her.
She is actually beautiful through and through but she has spent so many years trying to impress that her and her lookers have lost sight of the truth.
She is actually beautiful through and through but she has spent so many years trying to impress that her and her lookers have lost sight of the truth.
Man, she is Texas Hot, or; My wife totally beats Texas Hot, she knocks me over just in sweats and a ballcap.
by eatrawstayhealthy March 26, 2011
Get the Texas Hotmug. A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.
...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?
by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008
Get the texas wedgiemug. It is when your fucking a girl doggy style, and you have a mouth full of snuff. right before your cum you spit on her back and roll your dick in it. Then you stick your dick in her ass. Condom recommended
by Joby April 17, 2006
Get the texas stingermug.