woodland critter christmas

its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!
by obama sin latte August 12, 2021
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Canadian Christmas sushi

Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.
Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.
by The sloppy pape December 25, 2021
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Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina
by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020
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Christmas Sparkle Ang

A lady who secretly loves christmas, wears christmas sweaters, dances to christmas jingles, stays up late making homemade christmas cards and bakes tree shaped cookies.

There is no one more in support of Christmas than Christmas Sparkle Ang.
That lady really loves christmas...
That's why they call her Christmas Sparkle Ang.
by Tower of power November 04, 2016
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golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.
I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.
by Thefanman January 04, 2016
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Magical Christmas Land

A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.
One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.
by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022
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ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.
I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.
by McDrunk February 14, 2012
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