Mum

Your local cookie maker.

Son: i want a sandwich
MUM: would you like 500?
Son: no im good with 1
Mum: oh i already made the 500 hundred

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 16, 2018

mum

the person who gave u life

my mum made a mistake by giving me life

Ur mum GaY

by Ya B0i November 12, 2019

Mum

I'm ur mum

Mum is mom

by Børéđ March 22, 2020

Mum

Mum. This is a word to address your mother. Often pronounced as (Mimm). Often used by Irish men with pizza shirts.

Tell Mum to use the upstairs bathroom.
Dad: okay I told mum

by Duggy May 06, 2018

Mum

Always in a mood and makes you duolingo ,wiping the side dry up and wash the dishes and she will have a go at you for the smallest things in the world!!! Its very unbelievable

Oh No were about get to told off by mum

by Dave Marshalar March 22, 2022

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 11, 2018

MuM

MuM;
Methed-Up-Moron
MumHead
MumTime - time to methup or methout
Mumedup - tweaking hard
Mummers - group of MumHeads tweaking hard
MumNuts - nickname
MumDum - nickname
MumBasket - Going to die from doing meth
Mummed Out - coming down from days of meth - possibly sleeping

Don't be a Mumhead!
He's mummed out.
These mummers are everywhere
I'll pick up MumDum
MumNuts is an idiot
Me was mumedup and got a bad batch, sent him to the MumBasket
That was his last MumTime

by MarzW4 June 04, 2021