Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Shaggy Dog Story

Can have three meanings:
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies

1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Stories from the Internet

A 40 year old thin skinned incel whose whole life has been geared towards his brief moment in the sun, where he held 5 online relationships at once, a world which came crashing down in August 2022. Passionate about Law of Attraction, Synchronicity, Manifestation, Edging and Semen Retention. Eager user of gaslighting, doxxing, threatening legal action, targeting women whose mental health impacts their ability to defend themselves, and general dickheadery.

Did you hear about Stories from the Internet? He has been online dating 5 girls at once and got found out. Now his channel is finished. What an incel.

by Stories from the incelnet September 25, 2022

Sophomore Story

A pointless story, not relating anyway, or to anything in the current conversation.

"I'm standing cause I like to stand." "...Sophomore story."

by Alfonce94 September 19, 2011

A Story

once upon a time

there was a kid who lived in a house on his own

one day a guy broke in with a knife

you know what happens next...

...thats right, they had a pizza party!!

they ate so much pizza

the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van

you know what happens next...

...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD

they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...

...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD

then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...

...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep

and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)

the end

Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"

by naminaidk June 14, 2024

story food

Food that only exists for the sake of talking about it.

Pop Rocks cheesecake is total story food.

by ploafmaster April 27, 2017

story slam

A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).

He performed an excellent story slam about how he first fell in love and got rejected.

by unlessroses July 25, 2016