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Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.
Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.
by 3BG October 4, 2019
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Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.
Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.
by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019
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nickel-sniffer

pick up your dollar before some nickel-sniffer grabs it.
by Unlce Cletus November 6, 2019
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Poop sniff

An insult for someone who is acting stupid or weird, or a name for someone that has wickedly smelling farts or poop
Yo dude, ryan just left a massive turd in the toilet, he’s such a poop sniff
by Poopsniff300 November 18, 2019
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Sally Sniff

n. The sound of 2 lines being snorted in a short progression because you were stupid and let Sally go first when you knew better. SNIIIIIF - delay of just long enough to move to the next line - SNIIIIIF usually followed by a questioning look on her face. What? We were only supposed to.do 1 of those little bitty lines? They weren't both for me?

v. The act of snorting the 2 lines because whoever cut them up was stupid enough to let Sally go first.
n. Ray- (cuts out a couple lines for he and Sally then steps away to answer his phone. When he returns, there's nothing left and Sally is looking at everything but him. Ray then looks to Drew for confirmation of what he already knows...)
Drew- (Short laugh/sigh under his breath then looks at Ray smiling) You already know... You've been a victim of the Sally Sniff, you fucking retard! You've gotta have some sort of learning disability!
Sally- (blank face) What are you two talking about? I wasn't supposed to do both of those? Are you fucking with me? I would like to apologize to the retarded community...

v. Ray- (cuts one biiiiiig line hoping to slow Sally down)
Sally- (SNIIIIIF) delay just long enough to refill lungs with air - (SNIIIIIF) Why didn't you cut one out for you? Are you trying to quit?
Drew- Damn, bro... She just Sally Sniffed ALL your shit... I guess I'm going to the house early tonight since everybody is now cleaned out.
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
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Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.
Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer
by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020
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Cat-sniff

Cat-sniff
David’s dad directed the unengaged 17 year old to do the dishes. Believing doing choirs was beneath him David nudged the dishes, turned and walked away saying, “ so cat-sniff” dad.

cat-sniff to avoid responsibility by using non-meaningful word that faintly resembles the act of reviewing, (cat sniffing something) and a misbelief of a right of refusal of the task by the utterance of word and turning back to those in authority and walking away.

That is so cat-sniff dad and if you want that done, do it yourself.

cat-sniff, an excuse to do nothing.

To disrespect and disengage by use of belittling word and or actions.
by End of the rainbow February 2, 2020
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