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rule 133

If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)
On interwebs
person 1: Hey baby looking for a good time?
person 2: Yea...wait rule 133
by Carlb0t January 11, 2010
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Rule 144

The best (possibly only way) to make a troll go away is by giving him food
Exception: if the troll is female, there is no troll
Kathy: This guy has been trolling my facebook for days
Rich: Give him some food, he'll go away, Rule 144
Kathy: seriously?
Rich: ya Rule 144 nearly never fails
by Linkhunter10 January 14, 2013
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Sharpie rule

This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.
"He stole my new Sharpie marker but I can't take it back because of the goddamn Sharpie rule."
by blindorange October 2, 2009
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mad dog rule

During a drinking game when a rule is needed the Mad Dog rule is the best.

"The Mad Dog Rule" says that you must Mad Dog either the person across from you or everyone (your choice) whenever they take a drink or else you must take a drink yourself.
Maria: I drew an 8!

Clara: Mad Dog Rule!

Everyone: MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE!

Maria: How can I Mad Dog, I can't feel my face
by OregonAlex February 11, 2008
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30 second rule

Taking 30 seconds to think before you say anything, because 99% of what you say right away is stupid.

This is most commonly used in the World of Warcraft.
"Raloth, 30 second rule!!!"

"Shut up Raloth, 30 second rule!"
by Valjean October 28, 2008
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The Troll Rule

An up and coming alternative to the naked lap for those who get skunked in beer pong. Should a player not make single cup in a game, he or she must sit under the table for the entirety of the next game in shame.
Joel did not make a single cup, according to The Troll Rule, he must now get under the table in shame.
by ervans August 19, 2011
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Rule 34

If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be, there is NO exception to this rule as of now.

You cannot be 100% specific about this rule.
I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct.
I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and Optimus Prime - Wrong.
(Please note, since I have suggested the second example, it is now being worked on by Insane Japanese Hentai Anmiation Artists)
by Abokasee June 14, 2008
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