Pulling a Valerie

In the world of music, writing a song shortly before a performance (typically about an hour before) and then playing it, typically unfinished. Basically the ultimate form of musical procrastination in the form of last-minute songwriting. Named for a singer/songwriter named Valerie who frequents open mics in the Philadelphia area and developed this technique as her trademark.

The audience roared with applause when they realized the singer was pulling a Valerie.

by pullerofvaleries May 8, 2008

Pulling a J.D.

To imagine a completely random situation in your head during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with what you're thinking about.

Damn, I did bad on that math test. I guess I spent too much time pulling a J.D. in class by thinking about monkeys when the professor was talking.

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

pulling a brittany.

pleasuring yourself; playing

jenna is pulling a brittany.

by encino man February 27, 2009

pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010

pull a bashkim

When your playing COD : black ops zombie mode and your friend dies like a retard.

"DAM , you just pulled a bashkim"

"I hate when retards pull a bashkim"

by BAS123 September 23, 2011

Pull an Emilio

To pull an Emilio means to rear end someone. Especially while driving in an ambulance.

Did you hear what happened? 94's crew managed to pull an Emilio… again!

by Kurtz hero November 27, 2012

Pulled a garvey

to kiss someone of the age of 17

hey dude.......she totally pulled a garvey on him.

by Tiernan February 12, 2008