Pocket Music

The noise that results when a music player is left on, but the ear buds were earlier put in the pocket for some reason and forgotten.

We both thought we were hearing shit, it turned out it was his pocket music.

Me: You hea summthin dawg?
Jamal: Nah dawg you straight trippin.
Me: Shiiiiiiiiiit nigga it was just pocket music!

by RITStonerKid April 7, 2011

Pocket Broke

To have no pocket change. This applies to people who keep all their money on any type of card. This term works best among hobos and people who just don't want to carry change.

QUARTERS: Yo you got any quarters.

QUARTERBITCH: Nah I'm pocket broke! Stop asking for change.

QUARTERS: Damn! Everyone's pocket broke.

by BiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtch April 7, 2011

Pocket ho

A small and/or very petite female, usually short, that is a whore; a sexually loose woman.

I made a new friend the other day. She was such a pocket ho that we fit into my tiny hybrid smart car and had sex until the sun came up!

by anomuse May 1, 2009

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009

Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013

Plumber's Pocket

An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.

Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."

by ENGL346 March 21, 2013

Vertical Pocket

A slang term for vagina.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.

by Whoopdeedo December 4, 2014