period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways

"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"

by Chilf February 23, 2017

Period cape

A garment of clothing tied around a woman's waist that covers her butt concealing any accidental period seepage.

That chick must be on the rag. Check out her period cape

by Big C 68 February 25, 2017

periolcalatis

A long time but it feels super short

Wow this summer felt like a really periolcalatis time.

by meey December 14, 2016

perino

He's a bald latein teacher and thinks he's the best in the whole world, but he's just an Erdmännchen

Mr. Perino is an Erdmännchen.

by mrsmistyeyed March 21, 2017

Pericombobulate

Disturbing someone with a comment that results in the sudden reversal of what was previously said.

(1912)

Dave - "The Titanic is the greatest ship ever."
Paul - "But it sank this morning!"
Dave - "Do you strive to pericombobulate? Shut up!"

by 7 years in April 10, 2017

Perito

Synonym of Luis.

A spanish macho with dark hair and eyes. The most honest and respectful guy. Every girl's dream boyfriend. Usually difficult to understand and emotional at times.

Inexplicably Peritos have a big inclination to fall in love with Andras which has no scientific explanation yet but was empirically tested.

Andra has a crush on Perito.

Perito is so good-looking.

by Saddartha April 13, 2017

Period party

A double cranberry vodka

Bartender may I please order a period party?

by Srhnew8 August 20, 2017