Porkin The Piggy

Jerking off

Boutta go finish porkin the piggy

by napalmtorch June 1, 2025

Child version of pegging

This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.

Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.

Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”

by Incorrectly wrong but right? June 30, 2025

mrs. piggy

A rude way of saying "female police officer". It is commonly used amongst truckers.

Over radio: "Hey, looks like I've been pulled over by Mrs. Piggy"
"Yeah man. Have fun."

by MadMars8700 June 3, 2022