non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Non-word

Something is impossible to define, or exceedingly rare, used by Australian travellers in the vicinity Southeast Asia.

Egbert: "Let's paint the Mona Lisa by an elephant!"

Murgatroyd: "you dork! That's rare as chickenfangs, a non - word, you numbskull!

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nons

A mother fucking pedo like jimmy savle also known as harley

Harrison u nons

by Harleyftb May 8, 2018

Non-existant disorder

It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness

Dana d3ara has non-existant disorder

by Samacher October 8, 2018

non-dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, basically a fuckboy

girl you better not tell me you’re with that non-dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019

Non-labeled

Non-labeled is when a guy and girl can't date so they make a deal of being with each other which includes everything that couples do but just without a label.

I am non-labeled with my ex girlfriend because we couldn't date anymore but we still are dating just without a label

by M. G.Rey March 12, 2018

Non-Disciplined Children

Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.

"Those little demons over there must be Non-Disciplined Children."

by Skinnyroemonlover123 December 4, 2021