National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

by Gloul April 16, 2021

National Charli day

June 23 is National Charli day. Charli is a funny looking pug

“Guys it’s national Charli day”

by Cindercon June 27, 2020

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021

National Anal Day

The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."

Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?

Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!

by NewYorkDankees April 21, 2019

National Sex Day

2nd of August. The days straight/gay couples have sex. This day is celebrated in Europe mainly.

woo its National sex day

by Heavily world August 2, 2016

National rape day

A bunch of idiotic lonely boys who want to go around and hurt innocent girls cause they got their ass rejected by one, and want to be asshurt about it, disgusting ass rapists piece of shits, girls if any comes near yall chop their fucking dick off and punch them right at their nose,

Lets make april 24

a national fuck up rapists day

Its national rape day
Me- NO ITS NATIONAL KICK IN THE DICK DAY FUCKER

by Devilbitch1828 April 23, 2021

national anal day

May 3.

Its national anal day if u know what i mean. buttstuff anal

by Lana69 July 26, 2016