national kissing day

national kissing day is april 13 so taken or not get ur lips ready

just kiss her /him
I mean it is national kissing day

by mimi.isthebest May 25, 2018

National Nude Day

Every June 20th you send nudes to anyone (if you want)Make sure you have fun and don’t expose!

Me-it's National nude day
Bae-I already know
*sends nudes

by I like pussy123 June 19, 2019

National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

National Couples day

On April 12th, everyone who is taken gets to celebrate who they are dating 😉

Billy: HAPPY NATIONAL COUPLES DAY TO THOSE WHO ARE TAKEN

by Sjejeheh April 11, 2019

National Gay Day

The day where you can be as gay as you want👀🏳️ 🌈

Homo: Hey man you know what day it is?
No homo: No what?
Homo: it’s national gay day. Get ready for some gay shit!

by That gay girl November 20, 2019

National cuddle day

On April 12th you have to cuddle with someone for 20 minutes

Today is national cuddle day can we cuddle

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021