Mushy

When Kaido talks about Akali

Kaido: I crave her presence
I miss her

Izanagi: Grow some balls you mushy tool.

by GazeIntoFunk August 18, 2017

Mushy gushy

Two idiots laying under the stars while cuddling

Man these two are really mushy gushy

by Laneyfay101 September 17, 2021

Lady Mushroom

Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.

My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

by Deecon November 9, 2010

Mr. Mushroom Head

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

mushroomhead

the act of imprinting your penis upon an unsuspecting girls forehead!

She leaned her head back slowly, and I proceeded to give her my mark, a mushroomhead!

by Merv Santana July 15, 2003

mushroom print

The act of imprinting your penis on a foggy car window.

Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.

by XxThanatosxX May 19, 2006

Mushinski

the act of fucking someone's mother

Man, I just Mushinski'd Mushinski!

Was she good?

meh...

by anonyfuller March 29, 2009