Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

Mike Justice

A great Jeep Salesman

Wow did you buy that jeep from Mike Justice?

by MikeJustice4life October 15, 2023

Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

Mike's Deli

Probably the greatest sandwich shop in flushing queens, new york. It is not really named "Mike's Deli", but most know it as that. It is run by a humble asian couple with a stoner son who sits behind the counter blazed out of his mind, but his parents are really nice. The real talent is in mike himself whos sandwiches are works of God. If one may be so lucky as to find this place on Northern Boulevard in Flushing, consider yourself lucky. I can assure you you will not find a better sandwich.

Dude i just had a bombshell at Mike's deli and i jizzed in my pants. Mike is a sandwich God

by thatflushingkid April 14, 2013

Mike Selisny

does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.

mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams

by big boobs anonymous April 19, 2018

mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags

I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair

by BDBB126 June 18, 2018

Mike K

Assistant video production teacher by day, also an assistant video production teacher by night. He's also probably a fed or cyborg or something. He probably doesn't watch breaking bad, either :(

Mike K, why can't I drop kick your baby?

by saulgoodman? October 17, 2022