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Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .
My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...
by Bobby angel August 29, 2017
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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lockism

Lockism Is Study Of Growth mindset
That Guy has lockism On his Mind
by Lockism October 25, 2017
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Licking fuzz

The act of eating a females vagina when it has been unshaven for at least 2 weeks.
by Frozen Bob December 13, 2017
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looking snack like

Looking flee and fresh without trying to Look tasteful
Oh my, that gal be looking snack like
by Tastefulterrie December 16, 2017
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