Kentucky Lizard Twister

1) It's a fun Friday night.

2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.

Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!

by Capn'Quad January 6, 2018

liam lizard

The man who loves chicken curry and fortnite, he is ok.

Guy: Hi Liam Lizard
Liam Lizard: I cannot talk I am playing Fortnite and eating curry

by Coolguy234567 February 12, 2018

bowl lizard

A LIZARD IN THE SHAPE OF A BOWL THAT DOES THE AUTISTIC SCREECH ALSO IS THE BEST AT THE DANK

THAT IS A BOWL LIZARD IF EVER I SEEN ONE

by OREO_CAT June 29, 2018

Escape-lizard-back

A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez

OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back

by HouseOfCage June 22, 2018

Rusty lizard

Sceloporus olivaceus. a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States

The rusty lizard, is a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States.

by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018

SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!

Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again

by Cbankss January 25, 2019

pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019