Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022

knee cleavage

When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.

"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"

by hklr May 10, 2016

Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.

"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."

by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011

knee capper

A guy with a penis that hangs to his knee

That dude right there has a knee capper (see the grey sweatpants)

by Jay bone Capone July 8, 2024

restaurant knees

Fatigue and constant pain in the knees from repetitive movement, and frequently bending down.

Not sure how i'm gonna survive this shift, my restaurant knees are killing me, got any ibuprofin?

by Cooksense March 17, 2023

Hong Kong high knees

Walking very fast around tourist destinations, driven by FOMO. The person with the high knees is virtually running in an attempt to see every attraction and experience the destination to its fullest.

Other variations include the Singapore Shuffle and Tokyo tap dance.

I’m glad Dad was wearing his yellow cap. He went “Hong Kong high knees” as soon as he got out of the subway at Kowloon and we almost lost him.

by The Zurnich July 29, 2023

Dirty Knee Grow

A play on words that just sound beautiful

Joey is being a DIRTY KNEE GROW

by dirtykneegrows April 4, 2024