The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022
Get the Horse Penis mug.A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
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The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.
Be my friend Flappy Horse.
I know you know I know you.
Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.
I know your actual name.
I know you know I know you.
Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.
I know your actual name.
by KG.628 January 26, 2017
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Get the Wablamy Horse mug.Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.
by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019
Get the Suck Horse Johnson mug.This is an internet slang that describes girls with high waist or pelvic section.
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
by Omegah September 10, 2020
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Friend#2 Oh hey man, I mean I guess so (Sigh) this dude keeps invading my team in destiny's game mode Gambit. we totally got Horsed! We couldn't even get out of spawn he just kept getting drop kicking us to the bottom of the score board & then he messaging us Get Horsed with Horse emojis.
Friend#1 wow that's Rough buddy.
Friend#2 Oh hey man, I mean I guess so (Sigh) this dude keeps invading my team in destiny's game mode Gambit. we totally got Horsed! We couldn't even get out of spawn he just kept getting drop kicking us to the bottom of the score board & then he messaging us Get Horsed with Horse emojis.
Friend#1 wow that's Rough buddy.
by SOLACE_CAT March 13, 2021
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