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grown-up headache

A hangover. Commonly used when speaking to children or the mentally differentiated.
Mommy can't drive your friends to school, she has a grown-up headache.
by D. Fox January 5, 2010
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Turtle-Beach Headband

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
by sexyface69 June 9, 2011
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Action Man head

Action Man head is an unfortunate stage during growing back hair from being really short. Eg. After shaving of a Mohawk. The hair reaches a stage where it is longer than it was but still too short to do anything with. The result means the bearers head, closely resembles that of an action man doll, both in terms of look and feel.
Aw dude, I really regret shaving off my Mohawk, I've totally got action man head

Have you seen Dan lately, he's tired of being a skinhead and he's growing his hair back in, he's totally got action man head.
by Riotsolu May 5, 2013
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What is your head, cunt?

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.
You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"
by SumOzi June 11, 2018
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National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.
Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.
by Joseph Mamá February 10, 2022
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off the top of my head

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.
by dm_ August 29, 2018
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Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
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