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Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people
Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass
by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019
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Gladiator Gooning

To engage in a battle of gooners till the death in a Greek/Roman style arena.
Theseus was the champion of Gladiator Gooning in 450 BC
by StriderPoopie January 28, 2025
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Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!
yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day
by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025
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moon gooning

moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.
Get pumped bro, tonights the night we start moon gooning, we have to bring it back.
by Spimbopulis July 6, 2024
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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 9, 2024
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goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.
Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.
by freakyfry September 26, 2025
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Moon gooning

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.
Hey bro, do you want to come with Jack and I to go moon gooning tonight?
by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023
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