fucking the dog

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"

by Boobird September 21, 2009

fuckling

a mini-fucker, a little shithead

That fuckling stole my lip gloss!

by Sissy March 8, 2005

Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

by Thaddian July 9, 2015

FUCKING HIDEOUS

My boss & his 'new' girlfriend

Look at them pair over there acting like they are innocent, its fucking hideous

by CUT THE CHEESE December 13, 2004

fucking fucklebucks

term used to curse, to express anger, disappointment, annoyance..

oh fucking fucklebucks...!

by longy999 December 20, 2010

Fucking idiot

A person who is such an idiot that you must emphasize it by using the word fucking

Ella though I had hooked my forehead when all I did was was a big fish; she's a fucking idiot.

by leche lube May 23, 2016

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

by Road Block June 11, 2006