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crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
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cabin crap

1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.

2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.

2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012
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Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"
by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018
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crap-aray

stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)
john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?

john:what do you think?

me :eweeeew
by 8055 April 28, 2014
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Crap

Definition:Poop
Synonyms: Poop,shit,crappy,poor quality
by Alphabet Gacha Girl February 12, 2020
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Crap

Crap: If you made a mistake or failed something important.
Person: You Messed Up.
Me: Crap...
by Zefe Zöner March 9, 2020
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Crap

The annoying smell coming from brothers that dont smell
Man, Sam smells like crap.
by My cat bit me December 23, 2019
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