Chloe olds Cooper

She’s a horny bitch loves anal in the sea loves to dye her hair till she looks like a fishy scarecrow and master Bates with a mascara and love to suck ellie Chester’s and jada Buckley’s big cheesy toes and has massive burger nips boys hit the bitch up

Chloe olds Cooper is a horny bastard

by Suckie for ten Buckie December 23, 2018

Ayden and Cooper

They are good friends but one can be anyone sometimes, they play video games together and one is always annoying.

Hey is that Ayden and Cooper?

by GiantLion18965 May 7, 2020

the astley cooper school

UGLIEST PEOPLE really racist ,full of girls with body over there gcses grades example body count of 20, pussy be clapping for the nhs aswell releasing a strong toxic fish smells makes you wonder if there’s a fish market around.

white skinny girls think they can run the school more time they be looking like donald trump lolll , they think say n word is cool. are you not embarrasseddddd.

highest body count found in the astley cooper school

by dw about it sweetheart January 12, 2021

a mini cooper

A massive Aston villa fan and loves Croatia and hates Liverpool. His least favourite player is steven Jerrad .

A Mini cooper is a idot

by William Wigger March 8, 2021

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021

Pull a Cooper

To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.

Bobby: Hey did you see Janice Pull a Cooper earlier?
Jack: Yeah it was so gross!!!

by YourMomLovesABartender September 4, 2021

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021