The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
Get the Class Clooneymug. A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
by Rowb0at May 26, 2022
Get the English Classmug. A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022
Get the coach class bitchmug. by cam the man who is also sam December 14, 2021
Get the blind classmug. Named after Kirito, the protagonist from the anime, "Sword Art Online," a fictional MMORPG that Kirito is trapped in throughout the first season of Sword Art Online.
The class in a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that is usually the first one listed and has the most evenly balanced stats. This class's main weapon will be a sword despite typically being in a world with fucking wizards and shit. Members of the class are seen as the MMORPG world's heroes, valiant and stout in their efforts to save everyone.
Which is why, in almost every single recorded example, this class is boring and plain as fuck. Anyone that picks them will be the most dull person in your party so don't even bother inviting them. It is a world of magic monsters and mach speed jet boosters and you choose to have A FUCKING SWORD? Jesus christ, mate.
The class in a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that is usually the first one listed and has the most evenly balanced stats. This class's main weapon will be a sword despite typically being in a world with fucking wizards and shit. Members of the class are seen as the MMORPG world's heroes, valiant and stout in their efforts to save everyone.
Which is why, in almost every single recorded example, this class is boring and plain as fuck. Anyone that picks them will be the most dull person in your party so don't even bother inviting them. It is a world of magic monsters and mach speed jet boosters and you choose to have A FUCKING SWORD? Jesus christ, mate.
xXxTheSupremeGamerxXx: "yeah broseph im a hunter in PSO2"
rationalHumanBeing: "ah dude you're fucking using the kirito class, you absolute beta"
rationalHumanBeing: "ah dude you're fucking using the kirito class, you absolute beta"
by silenceinthelibrary June 11, 2021
Get the the kirito classmug. You think he/she is just a clown based on what you see on the surface, but underneath the facade, he/she is a calculating sociopath. That was why his/her peers voted him/her class sociopath.
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
Get the Class sociopathmug. A phrase used to denote a girl with a large ass, who is either dressed trashy or doing trashy things. Typically used insultingly or condescendingly, though “all ass, no class” is undeniably attention getting.
Bro 1: Damn, look at her ass! You see that thing sticking out?!
Bro 2: Yeah, but look how trashy she dressed. She all ass, no class.
Bro 1: I don’t care about any of that - that ass is calling me!
Or...
Bro 1: Lisa’s too innocent for me. She’s always wearing sweaters when I see her. She just look like she no fun.
Bro 2: Bruh, you ain’t seen her dance though. She may act like a biblical librarian in the day, but all ass, no class on the dance floor at night.
Bro 2: Yeah, but look how trashy she dressed. She all ass, no class.
Bro 1: I don’t care about any of that - that ass is calling me!
Or...
Bro 1: Lisa’s too innocent for me. She’s always wearing sweaters when I see her. She just look like she no fun.
Bro 2: Bruh, you ain’t seen her dance though. She may act like a biblical librarian in the day, but all ass, no class on the dance floor at night.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
Get the All Ass, No Classmug.