sesqui-second-cousin

Sesqui-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesqui-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

irregular-quindecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-nine great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quindecuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

great-great-great-cousin-nephew

First cousin's great-great-grandson.

My great-great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

bitch ass cousin fucker

A person who only fucks their friends cousins.

Stop being a bitch ass cousin fucker

by Bitch ass cousin fucker March 4, 2018

Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".

Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.

by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022