Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

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by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023

Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself

Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day

by bnhbao April 28, 2025

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

sniff breakfast

To sniff someone's ass

April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast

by Galidude April 22, 2018

Trump breakfast

Where Trump fucks a whole country

When Trump breakfast is the best.

by Gay173 November 3, 2020

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The act of eating the male sperm from a vagina left after intercourse.

It’s ok, I had Breakfast at Tiffany’s this morning with the wife.

by Drippydick June 26, 2018

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025