Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
by bighoops57 July 10, 2010
A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
by Haterade! June 13, 2011
The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
by ESPNspecial July 09, 2010
1. (v) Masturbation.
by johnnysmith999 July 14, 2010
Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.
EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*
EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*
EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
by uofi2408 February 26, 2011
"Damn, after eating all this food from Arby's, I really have to drop the Cosby kids off at the beach!"
by IJM October 13, 2003
That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.
by Big Richard May 20, 2005