A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.
NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.
NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.
Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!
Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.
Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.
by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008
Get the My dick and balls are out. mug.Definition #1: My balls itch.
Definition #2: We all went to Skatopia to skate the biggest ramp, but Jake was the only one with the balls to do it.
Defintion #3: Dude, what kind of balls do you have to flip me off, huh?!?
Definition #2: We all went to Skatopia to skate the biggest ramp, but Jake was the only one with the balls to do it.
Defintion #3: Dude, what kind of balls do you have to flip me off, huh?!?
by DamianRules123 June 10, 2007
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A game in which the word "balls" is shouted as loud as possible in the presence of authority, without them noticing. Popular in middle schools, high schools, and other places of immaturity.
a typical round of the balls game:
Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!
Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!
by Kenny Blair January 22, 2007
Get the balls game mug.A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.
A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."
B) "Do the ballscratch."
B) "Do the ballscratch."
by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009
Get the Ballscratch mug.An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).
Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"
Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."
Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.
Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"
Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."
Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.
Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."
by Jal Pal June 5, 2009
Get the balls on my face! mug.When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't
Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
by durak night August 7, 2010
Get the balls drunk mug.Geeking to the highest degree. When geeking balls you most likely are laughing so hard that you cant move. You may have to remind yourself to breath.
by MrZipp December 17, 2008
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