austin is amazing
by mushroom4ever November 13, 2020
Get the austinmug. The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
Get the jack austinmug. 1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017
Get the Austin leftmug. 
“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
Get the Austin Jansenmug. The most amazing blonde headed, blue eyed boy you could ever come across. He's gentle, kind, and usually tall with big heart and bright mind. There's not another guy like him. He brightens up anyone's life he walks into and bring you everlasting joy and love. Letting a guy like him go will be the biggest mistake of your life and you will regret it till the day you die. He's a blessing to all and usually turns out to be great at golf, which is always a plus! So get you an Austin and hold them tight :)
Man did you see Austin make that double eagle! What a champ.
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!
by southerntwin July 6, 2019
Get the Austinmug. The most amazing couple you will ever meet. They are perfect for each other. Everyone is jealous of how perfect they are. They are fight sometimes but they always get over it. They will one day marry and they will have kids and live a happy life. but they will have a few bumps on the way to a happy life. but they will fight through it together.
by urban_dictionary130 May 29, 2016
Get the deanna and austinmug.