Cubi Asshole

(Coo..Bye asshole)or just (cubi)
Another word for the word bye.. Used only Formally.. saying bye(cubi asshole) to good friends not offending them at all.
aka (goodbye bro)
friend- yo i gotta split man
you- ight dude. CUBI ASSHOLE
by JMill1818 October 21, 2008
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Ware Asshole

Asshole from Ware,typically acts,smells and looks like an asshole,wears stinky clothes,doesn't wash for days,never irons his shirt,wears a bright orange watch,and constantly mumbles.
Male from Ware,likes acting like an asshole all day,and getting abuse,hence the term Ware Asshole.
by guntchaser November 25, 2010
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Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.
That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.
by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009
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Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
by Graphitestreak October 05, 2021
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asshole poppery

the insane act of embodying another human to do the unholy act of pop another's rectal hole
god damn i don't remember yesterday but there was definitely some asshole poppery
by nigger blaster52 June 21, 2017
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protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
by prakkattack96 October 20, 2015
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Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.
I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 23, 2020
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