Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)
L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"
by LaurenWC November 06, 2010
by Shawty _Bae101 February 12, 2021
The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.
by AT0MIC INSANITY November 15, 2015
by dongard November 17, 2019
"I'm gonna Netflix and chill"
"Fuck that shit, I'm going to virgin and chill, that way I don't have to fuck the same girl I masturbated to everyday for 3 months."
"Fuck that shit, I'm going to virgin and chill, that way I don't have to fuck the same girl I masturbated to everyday for 3 months."
by Therealistguy@gmail.et December 25, 2015
by king of the virgins September 27, 2021
A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity
Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*
by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021